Cheri, Brandon and Stephanie are pleased to announce that their mother, ShanaLee Anderson, daughter of Dennis and RoseMary Anderson has abandoned her search for a new uncle and aunt Cheri's husband and instead has found herself a new man, Van Alton Nute, son of Torrie and Carole Nute. 

Y'all are invited to attend the ceremony when Van will be fitted with his new nose-ring so she may lead him around for the rest of his nacheral life.  Said ritual will take place at one PM on March twentyfirst, nineteen hundred and ninety-nine in the "A Special Memory Chapel", at 800 South Fourth street just north of the strip in Las Vegas, Nevada.  Fer all you good ole boys, that's just west of the stockyard.